Hey Folks, You could say my personal motto is "life is a drag", and that's not only because I'm a drag queen... it's because life actually sucks.
My name is Pete, Petey, Peter, Pretty Mary, Mary, Mary the drag, or just that Fucking Drag. I am a drag queen; or maybe you could just consider me a dude dressed as a f%$ girl if you are one of those who think drag queening is an art. I am not an artist. I ended up in this shit by mistake and now I can't really get out of it, but I'll get back to that later.
'The first think you need to know about me is that I'm STRAIGHT. That's right, I like pussy, bearded clam, tuna taco, chewbacca, or just vagina, however you wanna call it. As I said before, I'm a drag by accident, not because I like cock. The second think you need to know about me is that I hate life, I'm just too much of a coward to kill myself.
Listen folks, you might think that I'm crazy, but there is much more to it. Life f·$%·$# sucked for me since I was a kid. Papa was a loser, and Mama was a bitch... literally. According to the webster dictionary a bitch is the female of the dog (which wouldn't be a bad definition for mama either) or a a lewd or immoral woman (which is just the perfect way to describe her). I know it's horrible that I talk about her this way, but you wouldn't judge me if you ever met her.
Papa was a loser, as I said. I really don't wanna talk much about him because this would get truly boring. He is just one of those dudes that was born to breath, eat, work, and die. Hey at least I get drunk and dress up as a girl. I still think papa was a better person than mom, I just don't think it's worth my time to write about him or yours to read about him.
Basically, thanks to those two people I was born: Once upon a time the biggest loser bangged the town whore. Mama was pregnant and broke, so she got the guy to marry her and pay the bills. 2 months after I was born she was all ready bangging someone else... hey at least she was faithful for a while.
I remember when I was a kid dad slept on the sofa, mom slept on the bed, and some random guy slept on mom. That's just the way things were. I slept in my own room, but you could hear the gang bangs coming from the other room from time to time. I grew up watching cartoons which I absolutely loved, specially the hot chicks that were in them. Dude I grew up way too fast. I fancied that Daphne girl from Scooby Doo. I think she was even my fist jerk off.
Hey guys, I'll continue telling you my story and how I ended up dressing as a whore latter, but for now I gotta go, all right? Time to go to "work" ya' know.
Cheers...
